1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

2. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

3. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

4. Bad decisions make good stories.

5. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

6. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

7. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

8. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

9. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

10. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

11. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

12. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

13. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

14. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

via La Mia Vita